his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
