i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
just found out that she named her cat after me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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