...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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