He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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