Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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