Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Randomize
