found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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