Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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