Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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