all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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