Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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