i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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