Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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