Sponge bath it is.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
either way he was missing a nipple.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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