Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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