What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
