Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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