Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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