his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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