the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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