Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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