But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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