Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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