Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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