In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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