No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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