I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We're too hungover to prance.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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