yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm both gender and math confused
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
