4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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