We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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