My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
