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All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Im just a social blackout drinker.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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