Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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