he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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