That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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