And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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