me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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