i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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