Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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