you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
