i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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