I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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