used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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