Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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