Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
