So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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