I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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