You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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