can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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