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You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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